Jebus bought a porsche!

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Damn I like his new car.

Nachos bell grande

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You is my favorite friend at the moment!

Live free or Die Hard

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Bruce Willis, did you ever know that your are my hero? Holy shit the latest in the Die Hard series blows movies out of the water. It’s the action movie i’ve been craving for a few years now. Fun fantastic, no putting deep thought into, action, explosion filled movie. It makes other movies i’ve seen in the past few months look like shit. It was so great i want to watch it over and over and over and over and over….again. It brings tears to my eyes it was so damn great. Give them some awesome above other movies in greatness award(s)! I should find a female that will get in a deal with me to mate with Bruce Willis and I get to keep the kid. That way I can have me an awesome future action star kid. Bruce Willis must take awesomeonium pills. He once put on a suit of all orange on national tv to show off his greatness. Don’t believe me look that shit up on youtube or some other video site. Bottom line is Bruce Willis pwns.

Problem solved

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I used a dollar from my wallet. Hooray!!!

Problem

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I have two tamales and a large delicious pepsi. The problem I have no fork to eat the tamales. I just got to work and im thinking of eating them with my hands. They sell plastic forks here for like a dime or something like that but all my change is at home. Damn it, where did Manuel go? He gave me the tamales.

Butterscotch disks

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Are my all time favorite candy, next in line is butterfingers. Well ive been eating to much of both lately. It’s hard to see in this pic but there is a bag of butterscotch disks and tons of wrappers all over my desk. At work for a while i was eating a couple butterfinger bars a day. Now i keep my pockets full of butterscotch disks. It helps me work! prevents my throat from getting all itchy and scratchy. Hey hard candy does that. Damn you walmart for feeding my sweet tooth on the cheap. I think i paid a buck for the big bag of butterscotch disks. Oh well i have a tooth brush so its all good.

Wasteful

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I have over 200 MM message left on my phone, so i’m trying to waste them. I’ve been uploading to a picture storage site to waste picture messages. I’ve been txting like crazy. I think im going to start txting peoples house numbers. This phone company has a txt to landline service that reads txt messages to people over the phone using a robot. It’s hilarious. Txt me your number if u want to hear it.

I get drunk and make comments on people’s blogs:

http://snuhfoo.christhefoo.com/?p=20

Bessemer process

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Hey chris if your reading this, i have a question for you. What ever happened to the bessemer process and the music of the bessemer process? post something up fool! oh yeah if you see weird comments from me on your blog, alyssas blog or other blogs i frequent, well lets just say i could walk straight that night so i sat at my computer bitching to the internets. I’m trying to avoid the net more and more lately. Haha good luck with that joe.

I’m probably not going to remember this tomorrow, i rendered out the video and i’m posting it now before i crash. Yay for adobe flash video encoder.

Watch Now:

 so i can remember [2:24m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Another blogging community has declared war against me. I will not mention a name or a link. Cause they don’t deserve it! Just let it be known, that if you war a start a war with Joe, be prepared! I’m kind of a short guy, i’m not very well know, but I have lots of friends.
I’ve got a long way to run, but in the virtual world, ill run forever and ill gain allies, don’t start something your not willing to fight. Be affraid and be prepared. This is not going to be pretty. I will offer one last peace agreement. Email me, meet my demands or be prepared for the worst!

Peace
The Joe

Almost 5am

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Just left 7-11

night all

I really like this episode of This American Life so here ya go!

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 This American Life - Episode 2: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

I love this show. I am downloading all the eps in HD right now. I just caught one episode that I have been trouble finding. It was great. So great in fact that I am thinking about posting a small FLV version here sometime tomorrow. Well I’m off to watch some stuff then head to bed.